Claremont
In what appeared to start as another wildly one sided affair with Dave
VanInwagen taking, yet again, another beating this time at the hands of
Mike Gregory and yet again by Dana Richmond ended up not to be so, or so
it first appears.
In the Northeast rankings VanInwagen has proven to be a solid performer
in the past, that is if you definition of the past is the 2011 season
where he placed solidly to get into the finals. As the 2012 season
started we saw expansion team Becky Kurtz come out of nowhere and put
Richmond, and especially CanInwagen (as called by his fans of late for
being at the bottom of the trash'can') fighting for life in the
standings.
If you recall BanInwagen (as called by his ex-fans in an attempt to get
him banned from the Division) was involved in the highly publicized
'handshake' game of 2012. In what should have been a comfortable win at
the expense of team Richmond ended up being what has been called the
'Slap down at Slab City'. "Kicked to the balls I tell you, kicked to the
balls", VanInwagen was overheard stating repeatedly after the 3 hour
blood fest.
That game was followed by the 'Bombing at Baghdad' where TanInwagen (as
called by his fans who think he should spend less time sun tanning and
more time practicing dice rolling) where somehow what looked like a
comfortable win ended up being yet another disappointing loss.
Monday night game night started similar to how the 2012 season had
started, with FanInwagen (as called by his one fan from his dwindling
fan base who has recently started selling 'Vaninwagen - let's not
forget' t-shirts via the internet www.VanInwagen_does_NOT_stink.com
$19.95 +S&H...all sizes available). As what has become known as the
'VanInwagen start' he promptly took hold of last place and refused to
give it up. This particular night China wanted nothing to do with him
and he proved Vegas was a place to avoid at all costs. "If I can't win
then nobody will win. OK that makes no sense at all!" he was heard
muttering.
Blood Bowl 2012 should have been a notch on the old die for team
VanInwagen but nothing has come easy for him in 2012. At the beginning
of the game the scoreboard showed Richmond with 3 points, Gregory with 8
and VaInwagen with 50! "A mistake, I swear it!!" VanInwagen was heard
saying as the score was changed to reflect the truth. Yet another
asterisks follows team VanInwagen. It appears even this long sought
after victory has tainted his winning streak of one game. What's next
we're left to wonder...a 75 yard field goal in 1st and Goal? an
indestructible space ship in Galaxy Trucker or maybe even another gaming
error 'I thought the black chip was 1 not 10! I guess I only have 4
dollars then not the 325million I show, sorry'.
Team RanInwagen (as called by his fans who are concerned by his apparent
'ran to the door incident' to make a cell call instead of taking his
turn leaving them to wonder where his priorities are in the 2012 season)
has a lot to prove in 2012. We'll certainly keep an eye out to see if
this one time 'Boy Wonder' has anything left in him or if he was one of
the many boy bands who have come...left their mark...and now are a part
of history with an occasional reunion tour. With a one, possibly 2 week
by, we'll see if he can once again find his stride and prove wortth of
seating himself with the likes of Gregory, Kurtz and Richmond.